Not Today. Not EVER. Shirt

Why You’ll Like It

The soft cotton and relaxed fit are easy to live with. The answer is equally easy to understand.

Who It’s For

For anyone who enjoys a dry refusal, or a friend whose “no” comes with very few caveats.

Product Details

• Comfort Colors 1717 tee with a relaxed, lived-in feel
• 100% pre-shrunk, ring-spun US cotton
• Medium-weight (6.1 oz/yd²) garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture
• Tubular knit (no side seams) for consistent fit
• Reinforced with double-needle stitching
• Available in S–4XL (availability may vary by color)
• Offered in: Pepper, Ivory, Bay

Sizing & Fit

• Relaxed, easy-wear fit
• Runs true to Comfort Colors sizing
• For a roomier, slouchier fit, size up
• See size chart in photos for detailed garment measurements (includes 1.5" tolerance)

Design Details

• “Not today.” is printed above “Not EVER.” across the chest, with “Not EVER.” in larger, bolder lettering and a simple underline beneath it, creating a clean, text-only design centered on the front of the tee.
• Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) for crisp, accurate detail.
• Available in: Pepper, Ivory, Bay (Minor color variations can occur between screen and fabric.)
• Small variations are normal in made-to-order printing and part of the process.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, inside-out.
• Tumble dry low or air dry.
• Do not bleach.
• Iron on low heat if needed, avoiding the design.
• Do not dry clean.

Made to Order

• Each shirt is printed specifically for your order, so returns, exchanges, cancellations, and changes aren’t available once the order is placed.
• Before checkout, please confirm quantity and color choice and confirm that your shipping address is complete and correct.
• If your order arrives with a genuine production issue, message me through Etsy with a photo and I’ll take care of it.