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b-o-u-n-d-a-r-i-e-s (spelled out) Hoodie

Dry Humor Gift for a Friend

Stay warm and keep a little time to yourself in a pullover that leaves very little room for ambiguity.

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Product
Hoodie
Collection
Social Battery

Why You’ll Like It

The warm hood and pouch pocket keep things practical while the message keeps things clear.

Who It’s For

For your own everyday boundaries, or a friend who appreciates a dry, well-spelled reminder.

Product Details

  • Gildan 18500 unisex pullover hoodie
  • 50/50 cotton-polyester blend — warm, soft, and durable
  • Medium-heavy weight fabric (8.0 oz/yd²)
  • Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean, consistent shape
  • Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
  • Kangaroo pouch pocket
  • Ribbed cuffs and hem that hold their shape
  • Sizes S–5XL (availability may vary by color)
  • Offered in: Sport Grey, Dark Heather, White (White may appear off-white rather than bright white.)

Sizing & Fit

  • Classic, comfortable unisex fit
  • Uses Gildan 18500 adult sizing
  • For a roomier, slouchier fit, size up
  • See size chart in photos for detailed garment measurements (includes 1.5" tolerance)

Design Details

  • "b-o-u-n-d-a-r-i-e-s" is set in a clean, minimal sans serif, with each letter separated by hyphens, centered across the chest. "(spelled out)" is set in smaller type on a second row.
  • Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) for crisp, accurate detail.
  • Available in: Sport Grey, Dark Heather, White (Minor color variations can occur between screen and fabric.)
  • Small variations are normal in made-to-order printing and part of the process.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside-out.
  • Tumble dry medium.
  • Non-chlorine bleach only if needed.
  • Iron on low heat if needed, avoiding the design.
  • Do not dry clean.

Made to Order

  • Each hoodie is printed specifically for your order, so returns, exchanges, cancellations, and changes aren’t available once the order is placed.
  • Before checkout, please confirm quantity and color choice and confirm that your shipping address is complete and correct.
  • If your order arrives with a genuine production issue, message me through Etsy with a photo and I’ll take care of it.