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I'm Here. (But Not by Choice.) Mug

A Sarcastic Gift for a Coworker

Bring something you actually enjoy to the next workday: your favorite drink. This ceramic mug adds a little humor to your desk, even when the meeting calendar offers less to look forward to.

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Mug
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Social Battery

Why You’ll Like It

A comfortable C-handle and dishwasher-safe ceramic make it a useful everyday choice. It is also microwave-safe when the meeting runs long.

Who It’s For

For a coworker who shares your sarcasm, a friend with too many meetings, or your own desk.

Product Details

  • Durable ceramic mug with a glossy finish
  • Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes
  • Size: 11 oz – 3.74" H × 3.15" diameter · 15 oz – 4.61" H × 3.43" diameter (white mugs)
  • Size: 11 oz – 3.86" H × 3.35" diameter · 15 oz – 4.72" H × 3.35" diameter (black mugs)
  • Comfortable C-handle for everyday use
  • Microwave- and dishwasher-safe
  • Lead-free and BPA-free

Design Details

  • Printed using high-resolution sublimation for crisp, accurate color
  • “I'm here. (But not by choice.)” appears in clean, minimalist text centered on the mug, creating a dry piece of introvert humor that reads like the quiet thought behind forced attendance.
  • Available in two color options: white and black
  • Small variations are normal in made-to-order printing and part of the process.

Made to Order

  • Each mug is printed specifically for your order, so returns, exchanges, cancellations, and changes aren’t available once the order is placed.
  • Before checkout, please confirm quantity and color choice and confirm that your shipping address is complete and correct.
  • If your order arrives with a genuine production issue, message me through Etsy with a photo and I’ll take care of it.