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Give Me Two Minutes Shirt

Funny Unisex Cotton Tee

Take a small pause in a relaxed cotton tee for a day when everyone seems to need you at once.

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Product
T-shirt
Collection
Brain Fog

Why You’ll Like It

The soft cotton and relaxed fit are easy to enjoy, even if your break is on the short side.

Who It’s For

For a busy friend, a parent on call, or anyone who would like to finish one thing before starting the next.

Product Details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 tee with a relaxed, lived-in feel
  • 100% pre-shrunk, ring-spun US cotton
  • Medium-weight (6.1 oz/yd²) garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture
  • Tubular knit (no side seams) for consistent fit
  • Reinforced with double-needle stitching
  • Available in S–4XL (availability may vary by color)
  • Offered in: Pepper, Ivory, Bay

Sizing & Fit

  • Relaxed, easy-wear fit
  • Runs true to Comfort Colors sizing
  • For a roomier, slouchier fit, size up
  • See size chart in photos for detailed garment measurements (includes 1.5" tolerance)

Design Details

  • "GIVE ME TWO MINUTES" is set in a bold, hand-lettered all-caps style in three stacked lines — "GIVE ME" at top, "TWO" centered and significantly larger, "MINUTES" below. The lettering has a chunky, slightly distressed character with subtle drop shadow and offset depth effects. The "O" in "TWO" features a circular highlight detail.
  • Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) for crisp, accurate detail.
  • Available in: Pepper, Ivory, Bay (Minor color variations can occur between screen and fabric.)
  • Small variations are normal in made-to-order printing and part of the process.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside-out.
  • Tumble dry low or air dry.
  • Do not bleach.
  • Iron on low heat if needed, avoiding the design.
  • Do not dry clean.

Made to Order

  • Each shirt is printed specifically for your order, so returns, exchanges, cancellations, and changes aren’t available once the order is placed.
  • Before checkout, please confirm quantity and color choice and confirm that your shipping address is complete and correct.
  • If your order arrives with a genuine production issue, message me through Etsy with a photo and I’ll take care of it.