Sweatshirt
I Have ZERO Thoughts Crewneck
Graphic Sweatshirt with Dry Humor
Give yourself an easy layer for a full day or an empty schedule. This soft crewneck works either way.
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- Product
- Sweatshirt
- Collection
- Brain Fog / Dry Humor
Why You’ll Like It
The classic unisex fit makes it easy to reach for, and the dry humor doesn’t need a follow-up.
Who It’s For
For anyone who enjoys a little blank-mind humor, or the friend you can comfortably say nothing with.
Product Details
- Gildan 18000 unisex crewneck sweatshirt
- 50/50 cotton-polyester blend — soft feel with lasting durability
- Medium-heavy weight fabric (8.0 oz/yd²)
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean, consistent shape
- Ribbed-knit collar that holds its shape over time
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Sizes S–5XL (availability may vary by color)
- Offered in: Sport Grey, Dark Heather, White (White may appear off-white rather than bright white.)
Sizing & Fit
- Classic, comfortable unisex fit
- Runs true to Gildan sizing
- For a roomier, oversized fit, size up
- See size chart in photos for detailed garment measurements (includes 1.5" tolerance)
Design Details
- “I have ZERO thoughts” is arranged in a minimal, geometric layout across the front of the sweatshirt, with the words forming a rotated square around the center word “ZERO,” each word running along a different side in clean, modern sans serif text.
- Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) for crisp, accurate detail.
- Available in: Sport Grey, Dark Heather, White (Minor color variations can occur between screen and fabric.)
- Small variations are normal in made-to-order printing and part of the process.
- Note: The White variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out.
- Tumble dry low or air dry.
- Non-chlorine bleach only if needed.
- Iron on low heat if needed, avoiding the design.
- Do not dry clean.
Made to Order
- Each sweatshirt is printed specifically for your order, so returns, exchanges, cancellations, and changes aren’t available once the order is placed.
- Before checkout, please confirm quantity and color choice and confirm that your shipping address is complete and correct.
- If your order arrives with a genuine production issue, message me through Etsy with a photo and I’ll take care of it.
