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My Brain Has Left for the Day Hoodie

Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt

Get warm, settle in, and leave the next round of decisions until tomorrow. This pullover is ready when you clock off.

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Product
Hoodie
Collection
Brain Fog

Why You’ll Like It

There’s a warm hood and a place for your hands. That should cover the evening’s essential planning.

Who It’s For

For the end of a workday, a full week, or a friend who is very much finished answering questions.

Product Details

  • Gildan 18500 unisex pullover hoodie
  • 50/50 cotton-polyester blend — warm, soft, and durable
  • Medium-heavy weight fabric (8.0 oz/yd²)
  • Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean, consistent shape
  • Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
  • Kangaroo pouch pocket
  • Ribbed cuffs and hem that hold their shape
  • Sizes S–5XL (availability may vary by color)
  • Offered in: Sport Grey, Dark Heather, White (White may appear off-white rather than bright white.)

Sizing & Fit

  • Classic, comfortable unisex fit
  • Runs true to Gildan sizing
  • For a roomier, oversized fit, size up
  • See size chart in photos for detailed garment measurements (includes 1.5" tolerance)

Design Details

  • “My Brain Has Left for the Day” is printed in a stacked, hand-lettered script style across the front of the hoodie, with the phrase broken into three lines and centered for a soft, flowing, text-only design.
  • Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) for crisp, accurate detail.
  • Available in: Sport Grey, Dark Heather, White (Minor color variations can occur between screen and fabric.)
  • Small variations are normal in made-to-order printing and part of the process.
  • Note: The White variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside-out.
  • Tumble dry medium.
  • Non-chlorine bleach only if needed.
  • Iron on low heat if needed, avoiding the design.
  • Do not dry clean.

Made to Order

  • Each hoodie is printed specifically for your order, so returns, exchanges, cancellations, and changes aren’t available once the order is placed.
  • Before checkout, please confirm quantity and color choice and confirm that your shipping address is complete and correct.
  • If your order arrives with a genuine production issue, message me through Etsy with a photo and I’ll take care of it.