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Free for 250 Years Hoodie - Staying Brave 250th Anniversary Hooded Sweatshirt

This hoodie honors the freedoms that have shaped the American story and the courage required to preserve those freedoms. Printed on a soft Gildan hoodie in shades of Americana red, white, or gray. Offered in S–5XL for everyday wear.

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Product
Hoodie
Collection
Dry humor

Why You’ll Like It

This hoodie is a tribute to 250 years of freedom and to ALL the people who have helped protect it along the way.

Product Details

  • Gildan 18500 unisex pullover hoodie
  • 50/50 cotton-polyester blend — warm, soft, and durable
  • Medium-heavy weight fabric (8.0 oz/yd²)
  • Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean, consistent shape
  • Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
  • Kangaroo pouch pocket
  • Ribbed cuffs and hem that hold their shape
  • Sizes S–5XL (availability may vary by color)
  • Offered in: Sport Grey, Antique Cherry Red, White (White may appear off-white rather than bright white.)

Sizing & Fit

  • Classic, comfortable unisex fit
  • Runs true to Gildan sizing
  • For a roomier, oversized fit, size up
  • See size chart in photos for detailed garment measurements (includes 1.5" tolerance)

Design Details

  • “Free for 250 Years | Staying Brave” is arranged in a circular layout surrounding “1776 • 2026” at the center, using bold retro-style lettering in muted red and blue tones with a subtle shadow effect that creates a vintage, Americana look.
  • Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) for crisp, accurate detail.
  • Available in: Sport Grey, Antique Cherry Red, White (Minor color variations can occur between screen and fabric.)
  • Small variations are normal in made-to-order printing and part of the process.
  • Note: The White variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside-out.
  • Tumble dry medium.
  • Non-chlorine bleach only if needed.
  • Iron on low heat if needed, avoiding the design.
  • Do not dry clean.

Made to Order

  • Each hoodie is printed specifically for your order, so returns, exchanges, cancellations, and changes aren’t available once the order is placed.
  • Before checkout, please confirm quantity and color choice and confirm that your shipping address is complete and correct.
  • If your order arrives with a genuine production issue, message me through Etsy with a photo and I’ll take care of it.