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Funny Pullover Sweatshirt

Stay warm through the family to-do list in a soft pullover. The person everyone asks deserves a useful pocket too.

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Product
Hoodie
Collection
Parent Life

Why You’ll Like It

The warm hood and pouch pocket add a little practicality to a familiar family job description.

Who It’s For

For the parent or family member who knows the plan, remembers the details, and usually answers the questions.

Product Details

  • Gildan 18500 unisex pullover hoodie
  • 50/50 cotton-polyester blend — warm, soft, and durable
  • Medium-heavy weight fabric (8.0 oz/yd²)
  • Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean, consistent shape
  • Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
  • Kangaroo pouch pocket
  • Ribbed cuffs and hem that hold their shape
  • Sizes S–5XL (availability may vary by color)
  • Offered in: Sport Grey, Dark Heather, White (White may appear off-white rather than bright white.)

Sizing & Fit

  • Classic, comfortable unisex fit
  • Runs true to Gildan sizing
  • For a roomier, oversized fit, size up
  • See size chart in photos for detailed garment measurements (includes 1.5" tolerance)

Design Details

  • “I’m the default settings for this family” appears in a rounded, modern sans serif with subtle curved terminals, stacked and centered on the chest, creating a clean, minimal nod to UI language and the mental-load theme.
  • Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) for crisp, accurate detail.
  • Available in: Sport Grey, Dark Heather, White (Minor color variations can occur between screen and fabric.)
  • Small variations are normal in made-to-order printing and part of the process.
  • Note: The White variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside-out.
  • Tumble dry medium.
  • Non-chlorine bleach only if needed.
  • Iron on low heat if needed, avoiding the design.
  • Do not dry clean.

Made to Order

  • Each hoodie is printed specifically for your order, so returns, exchanges, cancellations, and changes aren’t available once the order is placed.
  • Before checkout, please confirm quantity and color choice and confirm that your shipping address is complete and correct.
  • If your order arrives with a genuine production issue, message me through Etsy with a photo and I’ll take care of it.