Cakes Are Done. People Are Finished. I'm Slow-Cooked. Shirt

Why You’ll Like It

The relaxed fit offers some ease after a day that’s been rather thorough.

Who It’s For

For tired friends, long-day survivors, and anyone who appreciates a very specific description of being finished.

Product Details

• Comfort Colors 1717 tee with a relaxed, lived-in feel
• 100% pre-shrunk, ring-spun US cotton
• Medium-weight (6.1 oz/yd²) garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture
• Tubular knit (no side seams) for consistent fit
• Reinforced with double-needle stitching
• Available in S–4XL (availability may vary by color)
• Offered in: Pepper, Ivory, Bay

Sizing & Fit

• Relaxed, easy-wear fit
• Runs true to Comfort Colors sizing
• For a roomier, slouchier fit, size up
• See size chart in photos for detailed garment measurements (includes 1.5" tolerance)

Design Details

• “Cakes are done. People are finished. I’m slow-cooked.” is printed in a clean, serif typeface with a three-line stacked layout that reads clearly at a glance, centered on the front of the tee.
• Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) for crisp, accurate detail.
• Available in: Pepper, Ivory, Bay (Minor color variations can occur between screen and fabric.)
• Small variations are normal in made-to-order printing and part of the process.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, inside-out.
• Tumble dry low or air dry.
• Do not bleach.
• Iron on low heat if needed, avoiding the design.
• Do not dry clean.

Made to Order

• Each shirt is printed specifically for your order, so returns, exchanges, cancellations, and changes aren’t available once the order is placed.
• Before checkout, please confirm quantity and color choice and confirm that your shipping address is complete and correct.
• If your order arrives with a genuine production issue, message me through Etsy with a photo and I’ll take care of it.