Hoodie

Bandwidth? WHAT Bandwidth? Hoodie

Dry Humor Gift for a Friend

Reach for a warm pullover when your day is full and your availability is mostly theoretical.

Available options, current pricing, and delivery estimates are shown on Etsy.

Why You’ll Like It

A useful pouch pocket and a warm hood cover the practical bits. Finding more time is still up for debate.

For a busy friend, a full household, or anyone who has already answered one too many “quick questions.”

Gildan 18500 unisex pullover hoodie
50/50 cotton-polyester blend — warm, soft, and durable
Medium-heavy weight fabric (8.0 oz/yd²)
Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean, consistent shape
Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
Kangaroo pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and hem that hold their shape
Sizes S–5XL (availability may vary by color)
Offered in: Sport Grey, Dark Heather, White (White may appear off-white rather than bright white.)

Classic, comfortable unisex fit
Runs true to Gildan sizing
For a roomier, oversized fit, size up
See size chart in photos for detailed garment measurements (includes 1.5" tolerance)

“bandwidth? WHAT bandwidth?” is printed in a minimal, centered text layout across the chest in a clean sans serif style.
Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) for crisp, accurate detail.
Available in: Sport Grey, Dark Heather, White (Minor color variations can occur between screen and fabric.)
Small variations are normal in made-to-order printing and part of the process.
Note: The White variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Each hoodie is printed specifically for your order, so returns, exchanges, cancellations, and changes aren’t available once the order is placed.
Before checkout, please confirm quantity and color choice and confirm that your shipping address is complete and correct.
If your order arrives with a genuine production issue, message me through Etsy with a photo and I’ll take care of it.