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My Inner Monologue Says NO! Coffee Mug

Sarcastic Coworker Gift

Keep a little private commentary close during the workday. This ceramic mug makes a useful desk companion for coffee, tea, and a brief pause before the next request.

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Why You’ll Like It

Microwave- and dishwasher-safe ceramic fits a regular routine. A favorite drink is a perfectly good reason to take a moment.

Who It’s For

For a coworker who shares your dry humor or your own desk when the calendar is already full.

Product Details

  • Durable ceramic mug with a glossy finish
  • Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes
  • Size: 11 oz – 3.74" H × 3.15" diameter · 15 oz – 4.61" H × 3.43" diameter (white mugs)
  • Size: 11 oz – 3.86" H × 3.35" diameter · 15 oz – 4.72" H × 3.35" diameter (black mugs)
  • Comfortable C-handle for everyday use
  • Microwave- and dishwasher-safe
  • Lead-free and BPA-free

Design Details

  • Printed using high-resolution sublimation for crisp, accurate color
  • “My inner monologue says NO!” is printed in a bold, slightly eccentric serif–meets–art-nouveau style, stacked in three lines with underlines emphasizing “SAYS NO!”, centered across both sides in a mirrored layout for full visibility.
  • Available in two color options: white and black
  • Small variations are normal in made-to-order printing and part of the process.

Made to Order

  • Each mug is printed specifically for your order, so returns, exchanges, cancellations, and changes aren’t available once the order is placed.
  • Before checkout, please confirm quantity and color choice and confirm that your shipping address is complete and correct.
  • If your order arrives with a genuine production issue, message me through Etsy with a photo and I’ll take care of it.