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Today Is Not That Day Crewneck Sweatshirt

Some days are for taking on one more thing. “Today is not that day.” This crewneck sweatshirt gives the decision a softly hand-lettered finish and leaves tomorrow out of it.

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Product
Sweatshirt
Collection
Dry humor

Why You’ll Like It

A classic fit and soft cotton blend are reliable company for doing things in your own time.

Who It’s For

For your girlfriend on an unhurried day, or anyone who can appreciate a little less pressure and a little more humor.

Product Details

  • Gildan 18000 unisex crewneck sweatshirt
  • 50/50 cotton-polyester blend — soft feel with lasting durability
  • Medium-heavy weight fabric (8.0 oz/yd²)
  • Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean, consistent shape
  • Ribbed-knit collar that holds its shape over time
  • Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
  • Sizes S–5XL (availability may vary by color)
  • Offered in: Sport Grey, Dark Heather, White (White may appear off-white rather than bright white.)

Sizing & Fit

  • Classic, comfortable unisex fit
  • Runs true to Gildan sizing
  • For a roomier, oversized fit, size up
  • See size chart in photos for detailed garment measurements (includes 1.5" tolerance)

Design Details

  • “Today is not that day” printed in layered hand-lettered script across the chest, with a slightly brushed texture and natural stroke variation that keeps the design feeling soft and understated.
  • Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) for crisp, accurate detail.
  • Available in: Sport Grey, Dark Heather, White (Minor color variations can occur between screen and fabric.)
  • Small variations are normal in made-to-order printing and part of the process.
  • Note: The White variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside-out.
  • Tumble dry low or air dry.
  • Non-chlorine bleach only if needed.
  • Iron on low heat if needed, avoiding the design.
  • Do not dry clean.

Made to Order

  • Each sweatshirt is printed specifically for your order, so returns, exchanges, cancellations, and changes aren’t available once the order is placed.
  • Before checkout, please confirm quantity and color choice and confirm that your shipping address is complete and correct.
  • If your order arrives with a genuine production issue, message me through Etsy with a photo and I’ll take care of it.