Sweatshirt
I'm the Social Secretary to a Tiny Human Sweatshirt
Funny Parent Gift
Add a soft layer to your unofficial family-organizer role with a crewneck that knows whose calendar comes first.
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- Product
- Sweatshirt
- Collection
- Parent Life
Why You’ll Like It
The soft blend and classic fit make a practical gift for the person who remembers the plan.
Who It’s For
For a parent or caregiver managing one tiny human’s plans, with very little say in the job title.
Product Details
- Gildan 18000 unisex crewneck sweatshirt
- 50/50 cotton-polyester blend — soft feel with lasting durability
- Medium-heavy weight fabric (8.0 oz/yd²)
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean, consistent shape
- Ribbed-knit collar that holds its shape over time
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Sizes S–5XL (availability may vary by color)
- Offered in: Sport Grey, Dark Heather, White (White may appear off-white rather than bright white.)
Sizing & Fit
- Classic, comfortable unisex fit
- Uses Gildan 18000 adult sizing
- For a roomier, slouchier fit, size up
- See size chart in photos for detailed garment measurements (includes 1.5" tolerance)
Design Details
- "I'm the social secretary to a tiny human" is arranged in an arched, semicircular layout — the phrase curves along the top of the arch, 'to' sits centered below in a smaller size, and "a tiny human" anchors the base at a larger scale. The lettering is a handwritten serif style with a casual, slightly whimsical character. Small decorative flourish elements flank the lower phrase, and a subtle underline detail appears beneath "a tiny human."
- Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) for crisp, accurate detail.
- Available in: Sport Grey, Dark Heather, White (Minor color variations can occur between screen and fabric.)
- Small variations are normal in made-to-order printing and part of the process.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out.
- Tumble dry low or air dry.
- Non-chlorine bleach only if needed.
- Iron on low heat if needed, avoiding the design.
- Do not dry clean.
Made to Order
- Each sweatshirt is printed specifically for your order, so returns, exchanges, cancellations, and changes aren’t available once the order is placed.
- Before checkout, please confirm quantity and color choice and confirm that your shipping address is complete and correct.
- If your order arrives with a genuine production issue, message me through Etsy with a photo and I’ll take care of it.
