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Pretend I'm Not Here Mug

Funny Coffee Cup for Introverts

Claim a few quiet minutes with your favorite drink. This ceramic mug adds a little humor to a solo coffee break at home or a pause in the middle of a busy day.

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Why You’ll Like It

The 11 oz and 15 oz options let you choose your usual serving. Microwave- and dishwasher-safe ceramic keeps the rest of the routine easy.

Who It’s For

A thoughtful everyday gift for an introvert friend, or a new favorite for your own quiet mornings.

Product Details

  • Durable ceramic mug with a glossy finish
  • Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes
  • Size: 11 oz – 3.74" H × 3.15" diameter · 15 oz – 4.61" H × 3.43" diameter (white mugs)
  • Size: 11 oz – 3.86" H × 3.35" diameter · 15 oz – 4.72" H × 3.35" diameter (black mugs)
  • Comfortable C-handle for everyday use
  • Microwave- and dishwasher-safe
  • Lead-free and BPA-free

Design Details

  • Printed using high-resolution sublimation for crisp, accurate color
  • “Pretend I’m not here” is printed in a repeating grid-style layout using different fonts, arranged across the mug in stacked rows.
  • Available in two color options: white and black
  • Small variations are normal in made-to-order printing and part of the process.

Made to Order

  • Each mug is printed specifically for your order, so returns, exchanges, cancellations, and changes aren’t available once the order is placed.
  • Before checkout, please confirm quantity and color choice and confirm that your shipping address is complete and correct.
  • If your order arrives with a genuine production issue, message me through Etsy with a photo and I’ll take care of it.