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Peace, Quiet & No Plans Sweatshirt

Comfy Unisex Crewneck

A refreshingly short wish list: peace, quiet, and no plans. A soft crewneck for enjoying a quiet day at your own pace.

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Product
Sweatshirt
Collection
Dry humor

Why You’ll Like It

A soft everyday layer with a restrained joke, bold lettering, and enough room for a quiet evening at home.

Who It’s For

For your everyday wardrobe or a friend who prefers holiday humor with a straight face.

Product Details

  • Gildan 18000 unisex crewneck sweatshirt
  • 50/50 cotton-polyester blend; medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²)
  • Classic comfortable fit, ribbed-knit collar, reinforced cuffs and tubular knit body
  • Sizes S–5XL in White, Sport Grey and Dark Heather, subject to current availability
  • White may appear off-white rather than bright white

Sizing & Fit

  • Uses Gildan 18000 adult sizing
  • For a roomier fit, size up; check garment measurements before ordering

Design Details

  • “Peace, Quiet & No Plans” in bold lettering on the front.
  • Dark lettering on White and Sport Grey; light lettering on Dark Heather, with restrained sage or dusty rose accents.
  • Transparent artwork: the garment fabric remains visible around and between the lettering.
  • Small screen-to-fabric color variations are normal in made-to-order printing.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside-out.
  • Tumble dry low or air dry.
  • Non-chlorine bleach only if needed.
  • Iron on low heat if needed, avoiding the design.
  • Do not dry clean.

Made to Order

  • Each sweatshirt is printed specifically for your order, so returns, exchanges, cancellations, and changes aren’t available once the order is placed.
  • Before checkout, please confirm quantity and color choice and confirm that your shipping address is complete and correct.
  • If your order arrives with a genuine production issue, message me through Etsy with a photo and I’ll take care of it.