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I'm Not Funny I'm Sarcastic Graphic Tee

Dry Humor Gift for a Friend

Bring a little deadpan humor to your everyday outfit with a relaxed cotton tee that’s easy to wear.

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Product
T-shirt
Collection
Social Battery

Why You’ll Like It

Soft garment-dyed cotton makes this an easy repeat wear. No new material required.

Who It’s For

A simple gift for a dry-humored friend, or an addition to your own well-established sense of humor.

Product Details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 tee with a relaxed, lived-in feel
  • 100% pre-shrunk, ring-spun US cotton
  • Medium-weight (6.1 oz/yd²) garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture
  • Tubular knit (no side seams) for consistent fit
  • Reinforced with double-needle stitching
  • Available in S–4XL (availability may vary by color)
  • Offered in: Pepper, Ivory, Bay

Sizing & Fit

  • Relaxed, easy-wear fit
  • Runs true to Comfort Colors sizing
  • For a roomier, slouchier fit, size up
  • See size chart in photos for detailed garment measurements (includes 1.5" tolerance)

Design Details

  • “I’m not Funny” is printed across the chest on the first line with a thin horizontal divider underneath, and “I’m Sarcastic” sits on the second line in a contrasting script-style text, creating a clean, two-line, text-only design centered on the front of the tee.
  • Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) for crisp, accurate detail.
  • Available in: Pepper, Ivory, Bay (Minor color variations can occur between screen and fabric.)
  • Small variations are normal in made-to-order printing and part of the process.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside-out.
  • Tumble dry low or air dry.
  • Do not bleach.
  • Iron on low heat if needed, avoiding the design.
  • Do not dry clean.

Made to Order

  • Each shirt is printed specifically for your order, so returns, exchanges, cancellations, and changes aren’t available once the order is placed.
  • Before checkout, please confirm quantity and color choice and confirm that your shipping address is complete and correct.
  • If your order arrives with a genuine production issue, message me through Etsy with a photo and I’ll take care of it.