Sweatshirt
My Brain Has Left for the Day Sweatshirt
Office Humor / Low Capacity
Quiet snark for quietly unraveling people
For the thought you kept to yourself.
Not punchlines. Not performance. Just the thought that passes through your head… and never leaves.
Dry humor on everyday things. Tees, cozy layers, mugs, journals, totes, and ornaments with a quietly familiar point of view.
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Find your kind of wit
A main thought, followed by the honest aside.
Designs are intentionally minimal. Clean typography. Plenty of breathing room. The kind of humor that doesn’t need explaining and doesn’t ask for attention. It just lands.
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A few favorites to begin
T-shirt
My Brain Has Left for the Day Shirt
Workday Wit
Mug
You'll Have It EOD. Probably. Mug
Office Humor / Deadline Humor
Journal
I Have Zero Thoughts Journal
Brain Dump / Low Capacity
Tote
Pretend I'm Not Here Tote
Social Battery
Hoodie
Bandwidth? WHAT Bandwidth? Hoodie
Social Battery
Sweatshirt
I Can't People Today Sweatshirt
Introvert Humor / Social Battery
T-shirt
Pencil Me Out Graphic Tee
Introvert Humor / Social Battery
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What’s your brain doing today?
Pick the one that sounds most like your inner monologue.
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