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My Brain Has Left for the Day Sweatshirt

Funny Gift for a Friend

Give the end of your day a soft landing in a cotton-blend crewneck. The remaining thoughts can wait.

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Product
Sweatshirt
Collection
Office Humor / Low Capacity

Why You’ll Like It

A classic fit and soft fabric make it a useful layer for a quiet evening after a busy one.

Who It’s For

For the end of a workday, a full week, or a friend who is very much finished answering questions.

Product Details

  • Gildan 18000 unisex crewneck sweatshirt
  • 50/50 cotton-polyester blend — soft feel with lasting durability
  • Medium-heavy weight fabric (8.0 oz/yd²)
  • Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean, consistent shape
  • Ribbed-knit collar that holds its shape over time
  • Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
  • Sizes S–5XL (availability may vary by color)
  • Offered in: Sport Grey, Dark Heather, White (White may appear off-white rather than bright white.)

Sizing & Fit

  • Classic, comfortable unisex fit
  • Runs true to Gildan sizing
  • For a roomier, oversized fit, size up
  • See size chart in photos for detailed garment measurements (includes 1.5" tolerance)

Design Details

  • “My Brain Has Left for the Day” is printed in a stacked, hand-lettered script style across the front of the sweatshirt, with the phrase broken into three lines and centered for a soft, flowing, text-only design.
  • Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) for crisp, accurate detail.
  • Available in: Sport Grey, Dark Heather, White (Minor color variations can occur between screen and fabric.)
  • Small variations are normal in made-to-order printing and part of the process.
  • Note: The White variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside-out.
  • Tumble dry low or air dry.
  • Non-chlorine bleach only if needed.
  • Iron on low heat if needed, avoiding the design.
  • Do not dry clean.

Made to Order

  • Each sweatshirt is printed specifically for your order, so returns, exchanges, cancellations, and changes aren’t available once the order is placed.
  • Before checkout, please confirm quantity and color choice and confirm that your shipping address is complete and correct.
  • If your order arrives with a genuine production issue, message me through Etsy with a photo and I’ll take care of it.