Tank Top

Thoughts? Poof! Gone. Tank Top - Mentally Checked-Out Sleeveless Shirt

For moments when your brain is buffering and whatever you were thinking two seconds ago has already floated into the abyss. This tee gives ND-adjacent creatives a low-effort, deadpan way to name the cognitive fog they’re living in. Printed on a soft Comfort Colors tank and offered in S–3XL for everyday wear.

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Product: Tank Top
Collection: Dry humor

Why You’ll Like It

This tank top gives you an easy, matter-of-fact way to acknowledge the brain fog without having to narrate it, perfect for days when your thoughts keep hitting the “spinning wheel” icon.

Who It’s For

ND-affinity brains, creative thinkers, and anyone whose mental tabs crash before the day even loads.

Product Details

Comfort Colors 9360 garment-dyed tank with a relaxed, lived-in feel
100% pre-shrunk, ring-spun US cotton
Medium-weight (6.1 oz/yd²) garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture
Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, consistent fit
Self-fabric binding at neckline and armholes
Sewn-in twill label
Available in S–3XL (availability may vary by color)
Offered in: Pepper, Ivory, Light Green

Sizing & Fit

Unisex relaxed fit
Runs true to Comfort Colors sizing
For a relaxed, oversized fit, size up; for a more fitted silhouette, size down
See size chart in photos for detailed garment measurements (includes 1.5"" tolerance)

Design Details

“Thoughts? Poof! Gone.” is stacked in three lines of slightly wobbled, hand-drawn lettering, centered on the chest for a clean, minimalist look.
Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) for crisp, accurate detail.
Available in: Pepper, Ivory, Light Green (Minor color variations can occur between screen and fabric.)
Small variations are normal in made-to-order printing and part of the process.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold.
Tumble dry low.
Non-chlorine bleach only if needed.
Iron on low heat if needed, avoiding the design.
Do not dry clean.

Made to Order

Each tank top is printed specifically for your order, so returns, exchanges, cancellations, and changes aren’t available once the order is placed.
Before checkout, please confirm quantity and color choice and confirm that your shipping address is complete and correct.
If your order arrives with a genuine production issue, message me through Etsy with a photo and I’ll take care of it.