Mug
Not Today, Not EVER Coffee Mug
A Gift for Sarcasm Lovers
Enjoy a favorite drink with a little less enthusiasm for extra obligations. This ceramic mug brings a firm sense of humor to your everyday coffee or tea break.
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- Product
- Mug
- Collection
- Boundaries / Dry Humor
Why You’ll Like It
The design appears on both sides, and a comfortable C-handle makes this an easy everyday choice. It can go in the microwave or dishwasher as part of the daily routine.
Who It’s For
For a sarcastic friend or your own desk when you would like your break to remain a break.
Product Details
- Durable ceramic mug with a glossy finish
- Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes
- Size: 11 oz – 3.74" H × 3.15" diameter · 15 oz – 4.61" H × 3.43" diameter (white mugs)
- Size: 11 oz – 3.86" H × 3.35" diameter · 15 oz – 4.72" H × 3.35" diameter (black mugs)
- Comfortable C-handle for everyday use
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe
- Lead-free and BPA-free
Design Details
- Printed using high-resolution sublimation for crisp, accurate color
- “Not today. Not EVER.” is printed in a bold, clean serif across both sides of the mug in a mirrored layout, staying fully visible whether you're holding it in your left or right hand.
- Available in two color options: white and black
- Small variations are normal in made-to-order printing and part of the process.
Made to Order
- Each mug is printed specifically for your order, so returns, exchanges, cancellations, and changes aren’t available once the order is placed.
- Before checkout, please confirm quantity and color choice and confirm that your shipping address is complete and correct.
- If your order arrives with a genuine production issue, message me through Etsy with a photo and I’ll take care of it.
