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Not Today Not Ever Ceramic Ornament Ivory

For the holiday tree with firm boundaries. Witty Soul’s “Not today. Not EVER.” design brings a short answer to an ivory-background round ceramic ornament.

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Product
Ornament
Collection
Dry humor

Why You’ll Like It

A small dose of dry humor for the tree, gift wrapping, or your own corner of holiday decorating.

Who It’s For

For your own tree, a friend who appreciates a short answer, or a coworker with a well-developed sense of humor.

Product Details

  • One round ceramic ornament; Circle / One Size variant
  • Approximately 0.125 inch (3 mm) thick ceramic
  • Glossy finish
  • One-sided print
  • Hanging hole and gold-toned hanging string included
  • The height of the hanging hole can vary slightly

Design Details

  • “Not today. Not EVER.” in charcoal lettering, on a ivory printed background.
  • The ceramic substrate is white; the background color is part of the one-sided print.
  • Lettering is placed with room around the edge and below the hanging-hole area.
  • Screen colors and the finished print may vary slightly. Small variations are normal in made-to-order printing.

Made to Order

  • Each ornament is printed specifically for your order, so returns, exchanges, cancellations and changes aren’t available once the order is placed.
  • Before checkout, please confirm quantity and shape, and check that your shipping address is complete and correct.
  • If your order arrives with a genuine production issue, message me through Etsy with a photo and I’ll take care of it.