Hoodie
My Inner Monologue Says No Hoodie
Your inside voice has already voted. This “My inner monologue says NO!” hoodie gives the unspoken answer a stacked text design with an emphatic finish.
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- Product
- Hoodie
- Collection
- Dry humor
Why You’ll Like It
A warm hood and pouch pocket are welcome additions when you’d rather keep the evening to yourself.
Who It’s For
For a friend with an active internal commentary, or anyone whose private answer is a little more direct than the spoken one.
Product Details
- Gildan 18500 unisex pullover hoodie
- 50/50 cotton-polyester blend — warm, soft, and durable
- Medium-heavy weight fabric (8.0 oz/yd²)
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean, consistent shape
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
- Kangaroo pouch pocket
- Ribbed cuffs and hem that hold their shape
- Sizes S–5XL (availability may vary by color)
- Offered in: Sport Grey, Dark Heather, White (White may appear off-white rather than bright white.)
Sizing & Fit
- Classic, comfortable unisex fit
- Runs true to Gildan sizing
- For a roomier, oversized fit, size up
- See size chart in photos for detailed garment measurements (includes 1.5" tolerance)
Design Details
- “My Inner Monologue Says NO!” is printed in a stacked, centered text layout on the front of the hoodie, with each word on its own line in a clean, stylized typeface and “NO!” emphasized with a contrasting treatment and subtle underline for a clear, text-only design.
- Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) for crisp, accurate detail.
- Available in: Sport Grey, Dark Heather, White (Minor color variations can occur between screen and fabric.)
- Small variations are normal in made-to-order printing and part of the process.
- Note: The White variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out.
- Tumble dry medium.
- Non-chlorine bleach only if needed.
- Iron on low heat if needed, avoiding the design.
- Do not dry clean.
Made to Order
- Each hoodie is printed specifically for your order, so returns, exchanges, cancellations, and changes aren’t available once the order is placed.
- Before checkout, please confirm quantity and color choice and confirm that your shipping address is complete and correct.
- If your order arrives with a genuine production issue, message me through Etsy with a photo and I’ll take care of it.
