I'm Not Overwhelmed I Always Look Like This Hoodie

Why You’ll Like It

The warm hood and useful pouch pocket do their jobs without asking any follow-up questions.

Who It’s For

For a friend with a dry sense of humor, or anyone whose usual expression tends to invite questions.

Product Details

• Gildan 18500 unisex pullover hoodie
• 50/50 cotton-polyester blend — warm, soft, and durable
• Medium-heavy weight fabric (8.0 oz/yd²)
• Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean, consistent shape
• Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
• Kangaroo pouch pocket
• Ribbed cuffs and hem that hold their shape
• Sizes S–5XL (availability may vary by color)
• Offered in: Sport Grey, Dark Heather, White (White may appear off-white rather than bright white.)

Sizing & Fit

• Classic, comfortable unisex fit
• Runs true to Gildan sizing
• For a roomier, oversized fit, size up
• See size chart in photos for detailed garment measurements (includes 1.5" tolerance)

Design Details

• The front design reads “I’m not overwhelmed. I always look like this.”
• Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) for crisp, accurate detail.
• Available in: Sport Grey, Dark Heather, White (Minor color variations can occur between screen and fabric.)
• Small variations are normal in made-to-order printing and part of the process.
• Note: The White variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, inside-out.
• Tumble dry medium.
• Non-chlorine bleach only if needed.
• Iron on low heat if needed, avoiding the design.
• Do not dry clean.

Made to Order

• Each hoodie is printed specifically for your order, so returns, exchanges, cancellations, and changes aren’t available once the order is placed.
• Before checkout, please confirm quantity and color choice and confirm that your shipping address is complete and correct.
• If your order arrives with a genuine production issue, message me through Etsy with a photo and I’ll take care of it.