Hoodie
I'm Not Funny I'm Sarcastic Hoodie
“I’m not funny. I’m sarcastic.” clears up the misunderstanding. This hoodie pairs a straight-faced introduction with a script-style punchline.
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- Product
- Hoodie
- Collection
- Dry humor
Why You’ll Like It
The double-lined hood and pouch pocket give the wit a practical place in your wardrobe.
Who It’s For
For a sarcasm-loving coworker or friend who delivers the best lines without changing expression.
Product Details
- Gildan 18500 unisex pullover hoodie
- 50/50 cotton-polyester blend — warm, soft, and durable
- Medium-heavy weight fabric (8.0 oz/yd²)
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean, consistent shape
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
- Kangaroo pouch pocket
- Ribbed cuffs and hem that hold their shape
- Sizes S–5XL (availability may vary by color)
- Offered in: Sport Grey, Dark Heather, White (White may appear off-white rather than bright white.)
Sizing & Fit
- Classic, comfortable unisex fit
- Runs true to Gildan sizing
- For a roomier, oversized fit, size up
- See size chart in photos for detailed garment measurements (includes 1.5" tolerance)
Design Details
- “I’m not Funny” is printed across the chest on the first line with a thin horizontal divider underneath, and “I’m Sarcastic” sits on the second line in a contrasting script-style text, creating a clean, two-line, text-only design centered on the front of the hoodie.
- Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) for crisp, accurate detail.
- Available in: Sport Grey, Dark Heather, White (Minor color variations can occur between screen and fabric.)
- Small variations are normal in made-to-order printing and part of the process.
- Note: The White variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out.
- Tumble dry medium.
- Non-chlorine bleach only if needed.
- Iron on low heat if needed, avoiding the design.
- Do not dry clean.
Made to Order
- Each hoodie is printed specifically for your order, so returns, exchanges, cancellations, and changes aren’t available once the order is placed.
- Before checkout, please confirm quantity and color choice and confirm that your shipping address is complete and correct.
- If your order arrives with a genuine production issue, message me through Etsy with a photo and I’ll take care of it.
