I'm the Social Secretary to a Tiny Human Tote

Why You’ll Like It

Sturdy shoulder straps and a front zippered pocket help with the carrying. You still get full credit for remembering the playdate.

Who It’s For

For parents handling the family calendar, or a gift for the friend whose small people have surprisingly busy schedules.

Product Details

• 100% heavy cotton canvas tote, available in: natural, natural/navy, natural/black
• Crafted from durable heavyweight cotton canvas designed for everyday use.
• Spacious main compartment with secure zipper closure, ideal for books, groceries, work items, or daily essentials
• Front zippered pocket for quick access to smaller essentials
• Bag dimensions: 18" W × 14" H × 4.5" D
• Sturdy canvas shoulder straps made from the same durable fabric as the bag
• 24.5" handles with an 8.5" drop for comfortable shoulder carry

Design Details

• “I’m the social secretary to a tiny human” is arranged in a gentle arched layout with the word “to” centered and “a tiny human” on the lower line, finished with small decorative flourishes for a clean, text-forward design.
• This listing includes a phrase variation so you can choose either “a tiny human” or “tiny humans” from the dropdown before checkout, making the design work for parents of one child or multiple children.
• Printed using professional garment printing for clean, long-lasting detail
• Available in: natural, natural/navy, natural/black
• Minor color variations can occur between screen and fabric.
• Small variations are normal in made-to-order printing and part of the process.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Add a small amount of soap before placing in the washer
• Air dry recommended to maintain fabric shape
• Do not bleach

Made to Order

• Each tote is printed specifically for your order, so returns, exchanges, cancellations, and changes aren’t available once the order is placed.
• Before checkout, please confirm quantity and color choice and confirm that your shipping address is complete and correct.
• Please confirm that the correct phrase option (“a tiny human” or “tiny humans”) is selected before placing your order.
• If your order arrives with a genuine production issue, message me through Etsy with a photo and I’ll take care of it.