T-shirt
I'm the Social Secretary to a Tiny Human Shirt
Funny Parent Gift
Keep your own outfit easy while you keep track of a tiny person’s plans. This relaxed cotton tee is one simple decision.
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- Product
- T-shirt
- Collection
- Parent Life
Why You’ll Like It
Soft cotton and a relaxed fit make it an easy repeat wear for an unpaid but surprisingly busy position.
Who It’s For
For a parent or caregiver managing one tiny human’s plans, with very little say in the job title.
Product Details
- Comfort Colors 1717 tee with a relaxed, lived-in feel
- 100% pre-shrunk, ring-spun US cotton
- Medium-weight (6.1 oz/yd²) garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for consistent fit
- Reinforced with double-needle stitching
- Available in S–4XL (availability may vary by color)
- Offered in: Pepper, Ivory, Bay
Sizing & Fit
- Relaxed, easy-wear fit
- Runs true to Comfort Colors sizing
- For a roomier, slouchier fit, size up
- See size chart in photos for detailed garment measurements (includes 1.5" tolerance)
Design Details
- "I'm the social secretary to a tiny human" is arranged in an arched, semicircular layout — the phrase curves along the top of the arch, 'to' sits centered below in a smaller size, and "a tiny human" anchors the base at a larger scale. The lettering is a handwritten serif style with a casual, slightly whimsical character. Small decorative flourish elements flank the lower phrase, and a subtle underline detail appears beneath "a tiny human."
- Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) for crisp, accurate detail.
- Available in: Pepper, Ivory, Bay (Minor color variations can occur between screen and fabric.)
- Small variations are normal in made-to-order printing and part of the process.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out.
- Tumble dry low or air dry.
- Do not bleach.
- Iron on low heat if needed, avoiding the design.
- Do not dry clean.
Made to Order
- Each shirt is printed specifically for your order, so returns, exchanges, cancellations, and changes aren’t available once the order is placed.
- Before checkout, please confirm quantity and color choice and confirm that your shipping address is complete and correct.
- If your order arrives with a genuine production issue, message me through Etsy with a photo and I’ll take care of it.
