I'm Not Funny, I'm Sarcastic Tote

Why You’ll Like It

The sturdy canvas and shoulder straps suit regular use, and the front zippered pocket keeps smaller things handy. A useful bag with your usual delivery.

Who It’s For

For your own errands or a sarcastic friend who would rather receive something they can actually use.

Product Details

• 100% heavy cotton canvas tote, available in: natural, natural/navy, natural/black
• Crafted from durable heavyweight cotton canvas designed for everyday use.
• Spacious main compartment with secure zipper closure, ideal for books, groceries, work items, or daily essentials
• Front zippered pocket for quick access to smaller essentials
• Bag dimensions: 18" W × 14" H × 4.5" D
• Sturdy canvas shoulder straps made from the same durable fabric as the bag
• 24.5" handles with an 8.5" drop for comfortable shoulder carry

Design Details

• “I’m not Funny.” is printed on the first line with a thin horizontal divider underneath, and “I’m Sarcastic.” sits on the second line in a contrasting script-style text, creating a clean, two-line, text-only design.
• Printed using professional garment printing for clean, long-lasting detail
• Available in: natural, natural/navy, natural/black
• Minor color variations can occur between screen and fabric.
• Small variations are normal in made-to-order printing and part of the process.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Add a small amount of soap before placing in the washer
• Air dry recommended to maintain fabric shape
• Do not bleach

Made to Order

• Each tote is printed specifically for your order, so returns, exchanges, cancellations, and changes aren’t available once the order is placed.
• Before checkout, please confirm quantity and color choice and confirm that your shipping address is complete and correct.
• If your order arrives with a genuine production issue, message me through Etsy with a photo and I’ll take care of it.