
Mug
I'm Here. (But Not by Choice.) Mug
A Sarcastic Gift for a Coworker
Bring something you actually enjoy to the next workday: your favorite drink. This ceramic mug adds a little humor to your desk, even when the meeting calendar offers less to look forward to.
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Why You’ll Like It
A comfortable C-handle and dishwasher-safe ceramic make it a useful everyday choice. It is also microwave-safe when the meeting runs long.
Who It’s For
For a coworker who shares your sarcasm, a friend with too many meetings, or your own desk.
Product Details
- Durable ceramic mug with a glossy finish
- Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes
- Size: 11 oz – 3.74" H × 3.15" diameter · 15 oz – 4.61" H × 3.43" diameter (white mugs)
- Size: 11 oz – 3.86" H × 3.35" diameter · 15 oz – 4.72" H × 3.35" diameter (black mugs)
- Comfortable C-handle for everyday use
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe
- Lead-free and BPA-free
Design Details
- Printed using high-resolution sublimation for crisp, accurate color
- “I'm here. (But not by choice.)” appears in clean, minimalist text centered on the mug, creating a dry piece of introvert humor that reads like the quiet thought behind forced attendance.
- Available in two color options: white and black
- Small variations are normal in made-to-order printing and part of the process.
Made to Order
- Each mug is printed specifically for your order, so returns, exchanges, cancellations, and changes aren’t available once the order is placed.
- Before checkout, please confirm quantity and color choice and confirm that your shipping address is complete and correct.
- If your order arrives with a genuine production issue, message me through Etsy with a photo and I’ll take care of it.




