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I Have ZERO Thoughts Shirt

Funny Unisex Cotton Tee

Take one decision off your list with an easy cotton tee. You can work on the rest after breakfast.

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Product
T-shirt
Collection
Brain Fog

Why You’ll Like It

The soft garment-dyed cotton feels easy to wear, even when deciding what to wear feels ambitious.

Who It’s For

For anyone who enjoys a little blank-mind humor, or the friend you can comfortably say nothing with.

Product Details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 tee with a relaxed, lived-in feel
  • 100% pre-shrunk, ring-spun US cotton
  • Medium-weight (6.1 oz/yd²) garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture
  • Tubular knit (no side seams) for consistent fit
  • Reinforced with double-needle stitching
  • Available in S–4XL (availability may vary by color)
  • Offered in: Pepper, Ivory, Bay

Sizing & Fit

  • Relaxed, easy-wear fit
  • Runs true to Comfort Colors sizing
  • For a roomier, slouchier fit, size up
  • See size chart in photos for detailed garment measurements (includes 1.5" tolerance)

Design Details

  • “I have ZERO thoughts” is arranged in a minimal, geometric layout across the front of the tee, with the words forming a rotated square around the center word “ZERO,” each word running along a different side in clean, modern sans serif text.
  • Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) for crisp, accurate detail.
  • Available in: Pepper, Ivory, Bay (Minor color variations can occur between screen and fabric.)
  • Small variations are normal in made-to-order printing and part of the process.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside-out.
  • Tumble dry low or air dry.
  • Do not bleach.
  • Iron on low heat if needed, avoiding the design.
  • Do not dry clean.

Made to Order

  • Each shirt is printed specifically for your order, so returns, exchanges, cancellations, and changes aren’t available once the order is placed.
  • Before checkout, please confirm quantity and color choice and confirm that your shipping address is complete and correct.
  • If your order arrives with a genuine production issue, message me through Etsy with a photo and I’ll take care of it.