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I Have Zero Thoughts Journal

Funny Hardcover Notebook (Charcoal Slate)

Give thoughts that arrive later a home in this Charcoal Slate journal. This hardcover journal has 150 lined pages for everyday notes, lists, and ideas, whenever they decide to turn up.

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Product
Journal
Collection
Brain Dump / Low Capacity

Why You’ll Like It

The matte hardcover is easy to carry from desk to bag, and perforated pages let you take a note with you. Add a name or initials if you would like a personal touch.

Who It’s For

For notebook lovers, friends with a dry sense of humor, and your own collection of ideas in progress.

Product Details

Note: A small 0.5" × 0.5" production barcode appears on the back cover.

  • Hardcover journal with a smooth matte finish
  • Size: 5.75" × 8" — portable without feeling cramped
  • 150 lined pages (75 sheets), all perforated for clean tear-away
  • Casewrap binding designed for everyday use
  • Full wraparound cover that holds the design cleanly

Design Details

  • Printed using high-resolution wraparound printing for crisp, accurate color.
  • The sentence "I have zero thoughts" is printed on the front cover with rotated words arranged in a rectangular frame around an open center. The background color wraps around the front and back covers.
  • Color: Charcoal Slate
  • Small variations are normal in made-to-order printing and part of the process.

Personalization

  • Personalization is optional: Add the year, your name, or your initials to the front cover (24 characters maximum).
  • Personalization reflects the same minimal style as the main design.
  • Please double-check spelling, capitalization, and punctuation; personalized text is printed exactly as entered.

Made to Order

  • Each journal is printed specifically for your order, so returns, exchanges, cancellations, and changes aren’t available once the order is placed.
  • Before checkout, please confirm quantity and this listing’s Charcoal Slate color and confirm that your shipping address is complete and correct.
  • If your order arrives with a genuine production issue, message me through Etsy with a photo and I’ll take care of it.