Tank Top

Give Me Two Minutes Tank Top - Buffering Brain Dry Humor Sleeveless Shirt

For moments when you need a beat before you can answer, and the world is already on to the next thing. This dry humor tank top is made for cognitively drained professionals and ND-adjacent thinkers whose processing speed operates on its own timeline. Printed on a soft Comfort Colors tank and offered in S–3XL for everyday wear.

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Product: Tank Top
Collection: Dry humor

Why You'll Like It

This tank top says the quiet thing out loud: sometimes two minutes is what's needed, and that is a perfectly reasonable request. It's for people whose brains are working — just not at the speed being requested right now.

Who It's For

For ND-adjacent thinkers, burned-out office workers, and anyone who has ever been asked a follow-up question before finishing the first one.

Product Details

Comfort Colors 9360 garment-dyed tank with a relaxed, lived-in feel
100% pre-shrunk, ring-spun US cotton
Medium-weight (6.1 oz/yd²) garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture
Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, consistent fit
Self-fabric binding at neckline and armholes
Sewn-in twill label
Available in S–3XL (availability may vary by color)
Offered in: Pepper, Ivory, Light Green

Sizing & Fit

Unisex relaxed fit
Runs true to Comfort Colors sizing
For a relaxed, oversized fit, size up; for a more fitted silhouette, size down
See size chart in photos for detailed garment measurements (includes 1.5"" tolerance)

Design Details

"GIVE ME TWO MINUTES" is set in a bold, hand-lettered all-caps style in three stacked lines — "GIVE ME" at top, "TWO" centered and significantly larger, "MINUTES" below. The lettering has a chunky, slightly distressed character with subtle drop shadow and offset depth effects. The "O" in "TWO" features a circular highlight detail.
Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) for crisp, accurate detail.
Available in: Pepper, Ivory, Light Green (Minor color variations can occur between screen and fabric.)
Small variations are normal in made-to-order printing and part of the process.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold.
Tumble dry low.
Non-chlorine bleach only if needed.
Iron on low heat if needed, avoiding the design.
Do not dry clean.

Made to Order

Each tank top is printed specifically for your order, so returns, exchanges, cancellations, and changes aren’t available once the order is placed.
Before checkout, please confirm quantity and color choice and confirm that your shipping address is complete and correct.
If your order arrives with a genuine production issue, message me through Etsy with a photo and I’ll take care of it.