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Christmas Magic Tote

To-Do List Canvas Bag

This Christmas canvas tote turns the holiday organizer’s to-do list into a straight-faced joke. “Christmas magic. See attached to-do list.” pairs bold serif lettering with a small checklist. It could be a funny Christmas gift for the friend keeping the season on track.

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Product
Tote bag
Collection
Dry humor

Why You’ll Like It

A dry planning joke in bold serif lettering, finished with a small checklist detail.

Who It’s For

For Christmas list-makers, holiday organizers, and friends whose festive magic involves a calendar.

Product Details

  • 100% heavy cotton canvas tote, available in: natural/red, natural/black, natural
  • Crafted from durable heavyweight cotton canvas designed for everyday use.
  • Spacious main compartment with secure zipper closure, ideal for books, groceries, work items, or daily essentials
  • Front zippered pocket for quick access to smaller essentials
  • Bag dimensions: 18" W × 14" H × 4.5" D
  • Sturdy canvas shoulder straps made from the same durable fabric as the bag
  • 24.5" handles with an 8.5" drop for comfortable shoulder carry

Design Details

  • “Christmas magic.” appears in large dark serif lettering above “See attached to-do list.” and three muted wine checklist boxes with lines.
  • Printed on the front pocket; the reverse is blank.
  • The main Natural/Red option is a natural canvas bag with red trim, not a solid-red bag. Natural/Black and Natural are alternatives, subject to availability.
  • Small screen-to-fabric color variations are normal in made-to-order printing.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Add a small amount of soap before placing in the washer
  • Air dry recommended to maintain fabric shape
  • Do not bleach

Made to Order

  • Each tote is printed specifically for your order, so returns, exchanges, cancellations, and changes aren’t available once the order is placed.
  • Before checkout, please confirm quantity and color choice and confirm that your shipping address is complete and correct.
  • If your order arrives with a genuine production issue, message me through Etsy with a photo and I’ll take care of it.