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bandwidth? WHAT bandwidth? Tank Top for Overloaded Office Workers - Introvert Sleeveless Shirt

For days when your bandwidth is officially gone and the office still expects you to function like a fully charged adult, “bandwidth? WHAT bandwidth?” says what you’re too tired to articulate. This dry humor tank top is made for office workers running on low social battery. Printed on a soft Comfort Colors tank and offered in S–3XL for everyday wear.

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Product
Tank Top
Collection
Dry humor

Why You’ll Like It

This tank top gives you a clean, matter-of-fact way to admit your bandwidth is gone without over-explaining it to anyone.

Who It’s For

Perfect for introverts, socially drained office humans, and anyone whose capacity gets used up long before the meetings do.

Product Details

  • Comfort Colors 9360 garment-dyed tank with a relaxed, lived-in feel
  • 100% pre-shrunk, ring-spun US cotton
  • Medium-weight (6.1 oz/yd²) garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture
  • Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, consistent fit
  • Self-fabric binding at neckline and armholes
  • Sewn-in twill label
  • Available in S–3XL (availability may vary by color)
  • Offered in: Pepper, Ivory, Light Green

Sizing & Fit

  • Unisex relaxed fit
  • Runs true to Comfort Colors sizing
  • For a relaxed, oversized fit, size up; for a more fitted silhouette, size down
  • See size chart in photos for detailed garment measurements (includes 1.5"" tolerance)

Design Details

  • “bandwidth? WHAT bandwidth?” is printed in a minimal, centered text layout across the chest in a clean sans serif style.
  • Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) for crisp, accurate detail.
  • Available in: Pepper, Ivory, Light Green (Minor color variations can occur between screen and fabric.)
  • Small variations are normal in made-to-order printing and part of the process.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • Non-chlorine bleach only if needed.
  • Iron on low heat if needed, avoiding the design.
  • Do not dry clean.

Made to Order

  • Each tank top is printed specifically for your order, so returns, exchanges, cancellations, and changes aren’t available once the order is placed.
  • Before checkout, please confirm quantity and color choice and confirm that your shipping address is complete and correct.
  • If your order arrives with a genuine production issue, message me through Etsy with a photo and I’ll take care of it.